2004 Volkswagen Touareg V8 Cheap Cheater SUV

What? I'm doing what? Yep, I'm pitching a car to you, faithful reader. Not just any old car either. That just wouldn't do you any justice at all. An intelligent person like yourself deserves to drive a car that is squarely above average.

Actually I'm not pitching a car. I'm pitching a genuine SUV. A V8, 4x4, German SUV. Co-developed with that hallmark of performance, Porsche. Powered by possibly one of the best V8's on the market today. Coupled to an honest-to-goodness real, live, capable 4x4 drive-train complete with a locking differential, automatic hill decent, full time four-wheel drive, and approach and departure angles that would make a Hummer H2 look over it's shoulder in open jealousy. Best of all, this SUV comes from a manufacturer that will likely cut short any negative comments from your sure to be growing list of green oriented friends.

That's right, the same folks who married flower power to the automobile way back in the sixties and did it all over again in the late nineties just happen to make one of the best SUV's on the planet. Who ever would have thought Volkswagen had it in them? Not me, that's for sure.

Pardon me a moment while I slip into my favorite polyester three-piece and fake snake-skin boots. You know what they say about clothes making the man. I'm trying to sell y'all an absolutely phenomenal used truck here and in order to do it justice I have to slip into my used car sales guy role and there is just something about those boots ya know.

What I've got for you is an almost pristine 04 Volkswagen Touareg V8. In a little while there'll be some pictures for you to stare longingly at but until then you'll have to trust me that its a metallic soft green/gray color with chrome in all the right places and sporty black trim everywhere else. This beauty has 18" ten-spoke alloys that are basically five-spoke wheels with a hole cut in the middle of each spoke. They look great. Coming down the road everyone else will be forced to glance your direction as they are mesmerized by your bi-xenon self-leveling headlights. Want to get that attractive member of the opposite sex's attention at the traffic light? Make sure those lights are on and hit the windshield cleaner. Just below each light a flush fit powered nozzle will raise upwards and spray a powerful burst of water at the lights. If the temp is right you'll even get a romantic fog effect. Absolutely nobody can resist gawking at this event, I don't care how many times you've seen it before.

Inside your 2004 Volkswagen Touareg V8 you'll be surrounded in luxury, enjoying the atmosphere accentuated by genuine burled walnut and brushed aluminum trim. The leather seats are some of the most comfortable in the business and the front chairs are of course power adjustable. Volkswagen adds a sporty touch (read BMW) by illuminating your controls in 747 cockpit red and makes a bold statement with indigo blue information screens. There are features a-plenty on this luxury truck and I'll go in depth in the next post.

In my last post I mentioned that this truck is a "cheater." If your not in the business you probably don't know what the heck I'm talking about. No worries, after all this is why I write this blog; to give you Mr. or Ms. Car Buyer all the inside information you want. A cheater is a used car or truck that is particularly nice, probably somewhat scarce, normally originally very expensive, and looks virtually brand new. What is the catch? The catch is that in order to be a cheater the used car or truck in question has to have some miles on her. In this 2004 Volkswagen Touareg V8's case, the odometer reads 70K.

Now Kelly Blue Book will tell you that this 04 Touareg is still worth somewhere near the mid-twenties with those kind of miles, especially coming from your friendly local dealer. Which is good because that is the number you're going to quote to your friends and neighbors. (Go ahead, I won't tell them how cheap you are if you won't.) The average 04 Volkswagen Touareg that your co-worker drives probably has under fifty-thousand miles on the odometer and he or she probably paid right near thirty grand for it sometime during the last six months. So you've heard prices being tossed about in the twenty-five to thirty-thousand dollar range now. Not horrible for a truck that had an MSRP knocking on the fifty-thousand dollar door. But I said this VW Touareg is a cheater. That means you can buy it for less than twenty-thousand dollars.

Let me say that one more time. You, Mr. or Ms. Car Buyer can call me up and buy this 2004 Volkswagen Touareg V8 for less than twenty-thousand dollars.

Watch for my next post and for pictures to appear here. I'll update you with an eBay link as soon as the listing goes live also. Don't worry, it won't be an auction. I prefer to offer used cars and trucks like this with the "Best Offer" style listing.

Can't wait for all of that? Call me. Call me now. Leave a message if I don't answer. Come see this 2004 Volkswagen Touareg V8 for yourself. Come drive it. Bring your mechanic and have him or her drive it too. You can reach me at 330-459-1348. Thanks for stopping and see you next time!